If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em

If You Can't Beat 'em, Bite 'em
Studio album by Weird War
Released January 27, 2004
Genre Indie rock
Label Drag City
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Weird War chronology
I Suck on that Emotion
(as Scene Creamers)
(2003)		 If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em
(2004)		 Illuminated by the Light
(2005)

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em is the third album by Weird War.

Track listing

  1. "Intro (Music for Masturbation)" − 1:42
  2. "Grand Fraud" − 3:24
  3. "Tess" − 3:00
  4. "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em" − 3:58
  5. "Moment in Time" − 4:38
  6. "Store Bought Pot" − 4:22
  7. "AK-47" − 3:43
  8. "N.D.S.P." − 4:34
  9. "Chemical Rank" − 3:39
  10. "Lickin' Stick" − 3:43
  11. "One by One" − 4:18